The Bartender Miguel Dong Suction Cup

Average Joe consumers want dongs in average sizes, so Topco added six realistically sized dongs to Wildfire with the Average Joe line. Average Joe The Bartender, Miguel package has a unique story and a biography to sell the fantasy that this guy is awesome; it's just his ding-a-ling that's average. True-to-life sized dong - 6 insertable inches. Realistic tip and veined shaft. Realistic, tight balls. Harness compatible suction cup base. Waterproof for play outside the bedroom. Made using phthalate free, non-toxic materials. Thermoplastic Rubber TPR. A water based lubricant is recommended. Line: Wildfire. Sub line: Average Joe. Category: Dongs. Sub category: Non-vibrating. Features: Phthalate Free, Waterproof.

Please note: The suction cup works, but will not stay suctioned on a smooth surface if you use it the way it is intended.